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The BAR-K-R ranch is located 6 miles west of Pottsboro just beyond Hwy 996 at the junction of Cook's Corner Road, Georgetown Road and Oak Estates Road.






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  • Your richest relative buys a home and you have to help take the wheels off.
  • You think potted ham on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
  • There is a stuffed possum mounted anywhere in your home.
  • You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
  • Less than half the cars you own run.
  • Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to "kiss her ass."
  • The primary color of your car is "bond-o."
  • Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
  • You honest-to-god think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
  • Your family tree doesn't fork.
  • Your wife's hair has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  • You've ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba" during your son's piano recital.
  • Your mother has ever been involved in a fist-fight at a high school sports event.
  • You have ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
  • Your neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
  • You regularly answer the question "What have you been doing lately?" with "Partying."
  • Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
  • You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" were snubbed for best picture.
  • The rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front ones.
  • You prominently display a keepsake you bought at Graceland.
  • You consider "Outdoor Life" serious reading.
  • The diploma hanging in your T.V. room includes the words "Trucking Institute."
  • Your grandmother keeps a "spit-cup" on the ironing board.
  • Your wife has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
  • The most common phrase you hear at a family reunion is "What are you looking at, Shithead?"
  • You think beef jerky and Moon Pies ar two of the major food groups.
  • You think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
  • You have more than one brother called "Bubba" or "Junior".
  • Your father encouraged you to quit school when he heard that Larry had an opening on the lube rack.
  • You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
  • You think a styrofoam cooler is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
  • Your fanciest outfit is a "sea-foam" green colored polyester leisure suit.
  • You've ever been too drunk to fish.
  • You have a rag in place of a gas cap.
  • You had a toothpick in your mouth when your wedding pictures were taken.
  • Your lifetime goal is to own your own fire works stand.
  • You have ever used lard in bed.