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The BAR-K-R ranch is located 6 miles west of Pottsboro just beyond Hwy 996 at the junction of Cook's Corner Road, Georgetown Road and Oak Estates Road.







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How do you get a man to do situps?
Put the remote control between his toes

What do men consider housecleaning?
Lifting their feet so you can vacuum under them

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

What do men consider a 7 course meal?
A hotdog and a six pack of beer

How does a man change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows - we've never seen it done!

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a) 1 - men will screw just about anything
b) 5 - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

How can you tell if a man is excited?
He's breathing

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach every time a bikini goes by

What do men consider foreplay?
Half an hour of begging

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares???

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them